That Gatsby Look
Brooks Brothers now sells cardigans inspired by ‘The Great Gatsby.’ The perfect gift for people who don’t like being called hipsters but wouldn’t mind “Hey, look at that 1920s douchebag!”
Hipster Jesus
A church in Brooklyn wants to get more young people to attend services by promoting Jesus as the “original hipster.” The church plans to go a step further with its new gluten-free “blood of christ” smoothie.
Valentine’s Day
For Valentine’s Day, some porn sites are giving away free memberships. Or as guys reading this post put it, “I already knew that…next joke.”
Morning After
According to a new study, 5.8 million women have used the morning after pill at least once. They all did it to avoid having a baby with Charlie Sheen.
Obama’s ‘Fireside Hangout’ with Google+
President Obama spent part of Valentine’s Day in a “Fireside Hangout” on Google+. After, Obama went out with the first lady, while Google+ went back to being incredibly lonely.
Unemployed: Seal Team 6
In a new interview, a member of Seal Team 6 says he’s having a difficult time finding a job. To be fair, he should probably re-do his cover letter…
Boston Blizzard
Tomorrow, Boston could get up to two feet of snow. The storm is looking so bad, people are already comparing it to the 2012 Red Sox.
Marco Rubio
Florida Senator Marco Rubio will deliver the Republican’s response to Obama’s State of the Union in English and Spanish, which won’t be difficult since their response will be “No.”
Chris Brown
Chris Brown’s lawyer says the rumor that Brown’s mother faked his community service is “horseshit.” The lawyer then took off her glasses and went back to being Chris Brown’s mother.
Star Wars
One of the writers for the new Star Wars movie wrote ‘Little Miss Sunshine.’ The plot revolves around Luke Skywalker using the force to fit in a pair of skinny jeans.
